Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife.
After the examination, the physician motioned for the wife to meet
him in the hallway. "Your husband is very sick," the doctor
said, "But there are three things you can do to ensure his survival.
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First, fix him three healthful, delicious meals a day.
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Next,
give him a stress-free environment, and don't complain about anything.
- Finally, make passionate love to him every day."
On the drive
home, the husband asked, "What did the doctor say:" "I'm
sorry," the wife replied, "but you're not going to make it."
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