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Male/Female Chemistry
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Element: WOMAN
Symbol: Wo
Atomic Weight: 120 +/-
Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at
nothing and may freeze anytime. Melts whenever treated properly.
Very bitter if not used well.
Chemical Properties: Very active. Possesses strong affinity
to gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left
alone. Able to absorb great amount of exotic food. Turns slightly
green when placed beside a better specimen. Ages rapidly.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst
for disintegration of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing
agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
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Element: MAN
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: 180 +/- 100
Physical Properties: Solid at room temperature but easily gets
bent out of shape. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult
to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct
electricity as easily as young, fresh samples.
Chemical Properties: Attempt to bond with Wo any chance it
can get. Also, tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes
explosive when mixed with Kd (element Kid) for prolonged period of time.
Pretty basic. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.
Usage: None really, except methane production. Good samples
are able to produce large quantities on command.
Caution: In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes
and begins to smell.
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